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Tragedy, Comedy, "You Fucking Disgrace": England Crash Out of Euro 2016
In the most perfect, farcical circumstances of all, England have bombed out of Euro 2016. It was tragic, but also inevitable, and somehow Steve McClaren’s fault.
Iceland Take 2-1 Lead over England in First 18 Minutes
England and Iceland traded two quick goals in the first six minutes of the match.
How Can Roy Hodgson Free His Side From the Shackles of Mediocrity?
How can Roy free his side from the shackles of failure? We asked three VICE writers for their informed opinions.
How Wayne Rooney Could Improve Every Single Major Feature Film Ever Made
The Manchester United striker-cum-midfielder deserves an Oscar. Every Oscar. For every film ever made.
Questions That Need to Be Answered By the End of the European Championships
The tournament preview you never really asked for.
Teams To Watch At Euro 2016: England May Surprise Instead of Disappoint
England has always regarded itself as a top soccer nation even though their performances in major tournaments hasn't always reflected that. This year could be different.
Euro 2016 Preview: Group B – The Group of Very British Problems
The second of our Euro 2016 previews covers Group B. England and Wales will battle it out for British supremacy, while Slovakia and Russia look to beat them to the knockout rounds.
Werther’s Original England Manager: Roy Hodgson and the Cult of the Benign
We’ve got a creeping feeling that Hodgson’s benign conservatism is going to ensure an early exit for England at Euro 2016. Then again, what if this is his radical last hurrah?
Roy Hodgson Puts Faith in Youth With Provisional England Squad for Euro 2016
England boss Roy Hodgson has named his provisional 26-man squad for this summer's European Championships, with the inclusion of Marcus Rashford providing the greatest surprise.
Assessing England’s Euro 2016 Chances Based on Hearsay and the New Squad Announcement Alone
We're going to win it, lads! We're going to win the bloody thing! Adam Lallana!
Wayne Rooney Sprints Back for Shocking Denial of Romelu Lukaku on the Line
The troll-baby has a few more miles on him yet.
Go Wes, Young Man: The Premier League Review
A clearer picture is starting to form in the great crystal ball of top-flight football, with Leicester looking nailed on for the title and Newcastle's Premier League future in doubt.