Sunderland
Return Of The Relegation Six Pointer: Previewing Sunderland vs. Hull
In our final Premier League Preview, we look to the endemic hyperinflation that is gripping the bottom part of the table.
High Times For Middle Management: Reviewing The Premier League Relegation Battle
In the penultimate portion of our Premier League Review, we sing the praises of the sad, washed-up middle management types in charge of Sunderland, Swansea and Hull.
The Revitalisation Of The Moody Front Man: In Praise Of Diego Costa and Olivier Giroud
In the final Premier League Review of the week, we laud two of the moodiest strikers in the top flight.
The Dissolution of David Moyes: Reviewing Sunderland vs. Arsenal
In the first part of this week’s Premier League Review, we envision David Moyes dissolving into a puddle of liquid selfhood.
The Coming of Horrible Winter: Previewing Sunderland vs. Arsenal
As the clocks go back and the numbers in the games played column ticks over into double figures, Saturday's early kick-off represents the last opportunity for Sunderland and Arsenal to add some gloss to the first quarter of their campaigns.
The Curse of Jack Rodwell and the Dreary Implosion of Sunderland
Jack Rodwell, once seen as the future of England's midfield, is now trapped in a Sisyphean nightmare.
And So Joe Allen Did Rise Again: Reviewing Stoke vs. Sunderland
In the final part of our Premier League Review, we track Joe Allen’s Christlike career progression from footballing death to divine resurrection.
Double Or Quits: The Glorious Cliche Of The Relegation ‘Six-Pointer’
With struggling Stoke hosting shabby Sunderland this weekend, the first relegation ‘six-pointer’ of the season is on its way. Here, we explore the psychology of the old cliche, and remember some of the best six-pointers in recent memory.
Sam Allardyce Renamed The St. George’s Park WiFi Connection, And This Is What It Means
During his short spell as England manager, Big Sam apparently named the in-house WiFi connection ‘BIG SAM’S OFFICE’. This is extremely significant, for more reasons than one.
Super, Super Al, Super Alan Pardew: A Paean To The Manager Who Gives Least Fucks
In our third Premier League Preview of the week, we admit our grudging admiration for Alan Pardew, sort of.
David Moyes and The Last Crusade: Previewing Sunderland vs. Crystal Palace
In the second of this week’s Premier League Previews, we fret over the rapid physical wastage that goes hand in hand with taking the Sunderland job.
Sunderland Paper Reassigns Reporter Who Facebooked Nasty Things about Team Six Years Ago
Six years ago, Newcastle United fan said some terrible things about Sunderland on his personal Facebook account and now he's lost his job covering Sunderland because of it.