English Premier League
Liverpool, Mané Storm Out the Gates With Two Lightning-Quick Goals Against Tottenham
Things are far from over—at the half—but Anfield are certainly fired up for this one.
Settling In: How Pro Soccer Clubs Make New Players Feel Welcome
Fans love to speculate on whether new player will succeed or fail, but on-field success might have more to do with a player's off-field transition than with adjusting to a new style of play.
Manchester United Hammer In Two Goals Against Leicester in Just One Minute and Change
Seems like we'll have to wait a hundred years or so to get another miracle run from Leicester.
Lukaku's Four Magnificent Goals Against Bournemouth Make Him Top EPL Golden Boot Contender
The golden boot may be in sight, but the Toffees are impatient to see if Lukaku and Everton can edge out a couple more teams this season.
Saucy Ross Barkley Celebrates Before Kicking In Everton's Sixth Goal
Go on, you audacious little minx.
Eden Hazard Scores After Casual Half-Field Stroll Through Arsenal
It just feels like the kind of day to go out, take your pet ball for a walk, greet your neighbors, be affable, and score a goal.
The UK Soccer Child Sexual Abuse Scandal, Explained
With 248 clubs and more than 500 potential victims so far, this scandal will rock soccer in the UK to its foundation.
Wayne Rooney's Record-Breaking 250th Goal for Manchester United Couldn't Have Been Prettier
It's hard to imagine a more spectacular way to beat out Sir Bobby Charlton's record—reaching a clean 250 on a clean-ass shot.
Arsenal Fans to Make Giant Banner of Alexis Sanchez's Very Good Dogs
A banner for a very good player and his two very good dogs.
Olivier Giroud Scored an Incredible Goal; It Happens to Be 2017
People arbitrarily decided that December 31st was the end of our empirical journey around the sun—Giroud scoring this amazing goal just so happened to land on today.
Old Trafford Sings George Michael's "Last Christmas" In Unison, Tribute
The ever-vocal Manchester United fans at Old Trafford started up a round of "Last Christmas" in tribute to their country's native son.
This Scorpion Kick Golazo from Manchester United's Mkhitaryan is Just... Wow
It's hard to argue with a one-footed, high-velocity, diving Scorpion kick that finds side netting.