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A Drinking Game for the NBA Preseason
The NBA offseason is a drag, and the preseason is not much better. Here are some ill-advised drinking rituals, which you should not do, to help it go by faster.
Chandler Parsons Kicked Off the DeAndre Jordan Emoji Storm Entirely by Accident
Chandler Parsons says his plane emoji tweet wasn't even about DeAndre Jordan.
When You Stare into the Abyss and the Abyss is a Mark Cuban Tweet
Mark Cuban compares his falling out with DeAndre Jordan to makeup sex. Enjoy never having makeup sex again.
Blake Griffin Knows What He's Doing When He Gets Chicken Fingers
The until now untold story of the chicken fingers that maybe helped the Clippers re-sign DeAndre Jordan.
DeAndre Jordan Apologizes, Mark Cuban Does Not Accept
This DeAndre Jordan-Mavericks saga is still going on because everyone's acting like babies.
David Roth's Weak In Review: DeAndre Jordan Gets Lost In The Supermarket
NBA free agency is already a hilarious fun house version of capitalism. This week, in the weird saga of DeAndre Jordan, it went supernova, and it was hilarious.
Mark Cuban Uses Twitter Fight With Chris Broussard to Push His Texting App
Mark Cuban never stops trying to sell his products.
DeAndre Jordan: The Stankface that Launched a Thousand Emojis
The fight over DeAndre Jordan today led to a deluge of emojis. We recap.
The Clippers and Mavericks are Racing to Sign DeAndre Jordan
DeAndre Jordan was supposed to sign with the Mavericks. But now he may re-sign with the Clippers. Or will he?
The Shark (Tank) That Saved Dallas, And Turned the Mavs Into Title Contenders
The Dallas Maverick's signing of DeAndre Jordan turns them instantly into title contenders and erases any notion that Mark Cuban isn't a cutthroat capitalist anymore.
Goodbye to the Clippers, Who Did What They Could
The Los Angeles Clippers were dominant right up until they weren't, and now they're out of the NBA Playoffs. It's less disappointing than it seems, honestly.