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Deconstructing The Arbitrary Debate Over ‘World Class’ Footballers
It seems that not a week goes by without an argument over a footballer’s ‘world class’ status. Here, we call out that frame of reference for being completely fucking pointless.
Sergio Aguero, Thwarted Predator: Reviewing Manchester City vs. Chelsea
We look back at a fractious match at the Etihad and the potential consequences of Sergio Aguero’s red card.
Elbows Echoing Through Eternity: Reviewing Manchester City vs. West Ham
In the first of this week’s Premier League Reviews, we look at how Sergio Aguero’s stray elbow could change the course of the season, and history itself.
Aguero Tucks in a Tidy Little Goal from Distance
The Argentine is making a statement at the close of the season.
The Jon Moss Show (or, the Premier League Review)
The north-east is stirring, Jon Moss is on the naughty step and Arsenal fans are ruining football for everyone.
Man City take 2-0 Lead on Pretty Goal Featuring a Backheel and Nutmeg (UPDATE)
Man City look to go through to the round of eight in the Champions League.
Sergio Aguero Takes a Selfie with Heads of State Like They're Awkward Longtime Buds
But which one brought the LSD?
VICE Sports Premier League Player of the Weekend: Sergio Aguero
Five goals for Sergio Agüero against a shambolic Newcastle helps to earn him our Player of the Weekend.
Sergio Aguero is a One-Man Wrecking Crew
Sergio Aguero had five goals against Newcastle today. That's a lot of goals.
Sergio Aguero Gives Man City 1-0 Lead with Nifty Footwork
Sergio Aguero showed off some fancy footwork and put Man City up 1-0 over Chelsea.
Cheating-Ass Maradona Cuts Down Grandson While Playing One-On-One
Benjamin Aguero is Sergio Aguero's son, and Diego Maradona's grandson. His cheating grandfather does not cut him any breaks while playing one-on-one.
Sergio Aguero Roofs Goal on Blistering Counter Attack
Sergio Aguero put Manchester City up 1-0 with a screamer into the top corner on a quick-moving counter attack.