Newcastle United
Newcastle United Owner Allegedly Got Tanked, Puked in Meeting
The meeting was held at a bar. The puking was done in a fireplace. People applauded.
The Cult: Nobby Solano
Almost two decades after he first arrived in England, Nobby Solano remains beloved of Newcastle fans and trumpet aficionados everywhere.
Look at This Goal, It's Drunk as Shit
You will never see a more improbable goal than this equalizer Newcastle United scored.
In Celebration of Jossy’s Giants, the Eighties Football Show That Went Too Soon
In 1986, British children’s television was graced by one of the most iconic football shows of all time. Despite its short stint on the box, it is remembered with great fondness to this day.
Sunderland Paper Reassigns Reporter Who Facebooked Nasty Things about Team Six Years Ago
Six years ago, Newcastle United fan said some terrible things about Sunderland on his personal Facebook account and now he's lost his job covering Sunderland because of it.
Griffiths, Gayle and Arda Turan: Goals of the Week
Goals are football's most crucial ingredient, without which the sport would lose all flavour. Without further ado, let us behold the best goals of the past week and revel in their absolute deliciousness.
In Saving Sunderland From Relegation, Big Sam Has Gone Absolutely Supermassive
Against all the odds, Big Sam has salvaged Sunderland's season. Take that Newcastle, you fookin' ingrates.
Leicester City Are Champions But The League Goes On: This Weekend In The Premier League
Leicester tributes are becoming a bit tiresome, we’re taking Manuel Pellegrini for granted, and three clubs are drinking in the last chance saloon.
"Sex Masochism" and Delayed Gratification: The Premier League Review
Leicester's gratification may be delayed but it's surely not far off, while Newcastle are dancing to Rafa's beat and Arsenal fans are upset at another top-four finish. It's the Premier League Review
Champions at Old Trafford? This Weekend In The Premier League
Leicester could win the league at Old Trafford, Arsenal could blow their final chance of an imaginary trophy, while one club is soon to discover the horror of what lies beneath.
Eden Hazard Reappears and Rafa is Reincarnated: The Premier League Review
Leicester survive without Jamie Vardy, Eden Hazard finds form at the most convenient time, and Rafa Benitez is reincarnated as a beautiful magpie.
No Vardy, No Party? This Weekend In The Premier League
Newcastle and Sunderland are locked in a fight to the death, Jamie Vardy is banned from attending his own party, and Mesut Özil is ready to die for Olivier Giroud's sins.