CHICAGO BEARS

NFL

So Many Idiots Believe Chris Long's 2-Year-Old is On Twitter

The Philadelphia Eagles defensive end said that his two-year-old son became upset after *reading* a quote from Chris's brother Kyle, a guard for Chicago Bears, *on Twitter.*
Liam Daniel Pierce
1.4.19
NFL

NFL Players Got Creative With Tackling this Week

Houston Texans linebacker Jadaveon Clowney started pulling hair, while Chicago Bears linebacker Leonard Floyd went full-on WWE.
Liam Daniel Pierce
10.15.18
fandom

Packers Fan is Suing the Bears So He Can Wear Green Bay Gear on Field

A Packers fan, who is also the owner of 5 PSLs at Soldier Field, is suing the Bears because they won't let him wear his Green Bay gear for on-field season ticketholder experiences.
Sean Newell
6.19.17
NFL

Bears WR Kevin White's Maserati Was Carjacked with Bump-And-Run Scheme

White's girlfriend was in the car when thieves bumped-and-ran off with the car.
Liam Daniel Pierce
5.12.17
the world according to mitch

Mitchell Trubisky's Twitter Account is Insanely Good

Mitchell Trubisky's Twitter account is a delight.
Sean Newell
4.28.17
jay cutler

Is This Jay Cutler's Ass?

We try to get to the, er, bottom of this mystery.
Sean Newell
3.28.17
mike glennon

Giving Mike Glennon $15 Million Is Not Crazy

A starting quarterback making $15 million in 2016 would have earned less than 23 other quarterbacks in the NFL.
Mike Tunison
3.6.17
NFL

​Ahem, The Bears Would Really, Really Like To Trade Jay Cutler

The market for Jay Cutler is, uh, not great.
Mike Tunison
2.22.17
NFL

Two NoDAPL Protesters Suspended from the Vikings Rafters With a Banner, One In a Favre Jersey

Seems like a win-win. Until they have to post bail.
Liam Daniel Pierce
1.1.17
rashaan salaam

Autopsy: Rashaan Salaam Died of Self-Inflicted Gunshot to Head

His family said he had shown symptoms associated with CTE.
Mike Vorkunov
12.29.16
NFL

Aaron Rodgers Throws Sumptuous 60-Yard Bomb to Set Up Game Winning Field Goal

It is like truffle topped with caviar, topped with Goldschlager​.
Liam Daniel Pierce
12.18.16
Throwback Thursday

Throwback Thursday: When Gamblers Tried to Fix the NFL Championship

In 1946, gamblers asked two New York Giants to throw the NFL championship game, touching off a scandal that in some ways still resonates.
Brian Blickenstaff
12.15.16
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