Bill Belichick

NFL

Inscrutable Maniac Bill Belichick Denies Patriots are Having...Watermelon Rolls?

Whatever the hell that means, man!
Sean Newell
8.28.18
NFL

Report: Trump Set to Bring on Pal Bill Belichick to Official Sports Council

The New England Patriots head coach is set to join a ragtag crew that includes Dr. Oz as well.
Liam Daniel Pierce
5.4.18
Bill Belichick

Bill Belichick Has 'Bewitched' His Girlfriend, 'Body and Soul'

So, uh, happy Valentine's Day from Linda Holliday and the New England Patriots head coach.
Sean Newell
2.14.18
NFL

Blame Josh McDaniels, But Don't Forget the Other Two Snakes in New England

The Patriots offensive coordinator reneged on his agreement to become the Colts head coach after Bill Belichick and Robert Kraft persuaded him to stay.
Sean Newell
2.7.18
super bowl

Bill Belichick Is a Creature Who Lives for Victory, and Nothing Else

The Belichickian mindset has no room for a greater good. He's the perfect coach for Trump's America.
Corbin Smith
1.30.18
NFL

What's Your Favorite Part of ESPN's Crumbling Pats Dynasty Story?

A new article suggests a power struggle is taking place between the famed New England Patriots triumvirate of Bill Belichick, Tom Brady, and Robert Kraft.
Sean Newell
1.5.18
NFL

Six Dumb Things from an Extremely Dumb NFL Sunday

We had two guys fighting over jewelry, a Pro Bowl vote request, and a certifiably stupid field-goal attempt, to name just a few.
Dave Lozo
11.27.17
NFL

Rejoice: The New England Patriots Suck

New England is currently tied for second in the AFC East with the Jets—the JETS.
Dave Lozo
10.5.17
NFL

Bill Belichick's T-Shirt Is Pretty Fucked Up!

The Patriots coach wore a shirt that says "Life is great" with a cartoon K9 soldier smiling as his dog attacks a man in a turban.
Sean Newell
7.13.17
NFL

Belichick Is Already In Midseason Form With Grumpy Press Conferences

"We'll see how it goes."
Aaron Gordon
5.25.17
New England Patriots

The Patriots Want to Make Sure You Know They Sent a Lot of People to See Trump. Many, Many Tremendous People.

It's Picturegate! Yesssssssss!!
Sean Newell
4.20.17
success studies

What If Bill Belichick Was Never Interesting to Begin With?

Bill Belichick is inarguably one of the greatest football minds in history. Maybe it's time to stop confusing that for anything else.
David Roth
4.13.17
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