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Chandler Parsons Kicked Off the DeAndre Jordan Emoji Storm Entirely by Accident

Chandler Parsons says his plane emoji tweet wasn't even about DeAndre Jordan.

I want to bring you back to the halcyon days of early July 2015. We were living in a sports world composed solely of baseball and then, out of nowhere, a plane appeared and everyone lost their ever-loving minds. Rumors were swirling about DeAndre Jordan, Mark Cuban, the Dallas Mavericks, and Jordan's old team, the L.A. Clippers. Word was that Jordan had gotten cold feet after agreeing to sign an offer sheet with the Mavs—the free agency moratorium had not yet passed, so he could not sign an actual contract yet—and he was possibly considering a return to L.A.

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Mark Cuban and Doc Rivers were both rumored to be chasing Jordan down and then along came Parsons:

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— Chandler Parsons (@ChandlerParsons) July 8, 2015

That was quickly followed by a car emoji from J.J. Reddick and we were off like gangbusters. But in an interview with Ben & Skin on KRLD-FM 105.3, Parsons said the plane tweet had absolutely nothing to do with DeAndre Jordan. He was flying, but not to further woo DeAndre. The pertinent part, transcribed by the Dallas Morning News, via Ball Don't Lie:

I loved the emojis during all of that, and then everybody started jumping on that and there were emojis everywhere — did you enjoy all that, or was it too stressful to enjoy it?

Parsons: You know what's funny? Actually, when I tweeted that plane emoji, I was leaving LA and going to Vegas for my girlfriend's birthday. I wasn't even going to Houston. I didn't even think about it initially, then it started blowing up, and obviously the timing of it was perfect and then it just kind of took off with J.J. [Redick] tweeting the car and [Chris Paul] and everybody — I saw the Dodgers, the Warriors, Kobe, MJ, everybody started tweeting it so that was more funny than ever. At that point, it was already over and he was going back to the Clippers, so might as well make light of it.

I mean, sure, maybe that happened. Maybe he went to Vegas for his girlfriend's birthday. Or maybe this is the equivalent of the good ol' "I'm not even mad, actually I think it's pretty funny" response people give to seem unfazed when they actually are pissed as hell and don't actually think anything in the world is funny.

Parsons was the point man in the Dallas effort to land Jordan in the first place—"wooing and partying with Jordan for weeks in an elaborate, "Entourage"-style recruiting trip through the hottest clubs and most exclusive haunts in Los Angeles and Houston."—so he surely felt salty about the whole ordeal, but he says he has no hard feelings. And he's never deleted that tweet.