Would you just look at this Ronaldo tweet for one goddamn second? Look at that those abs, which of course was the first thing you looked at, even if you didn't mean to. Look at the space between his middle abs, a deep cavern like the valley in which the Colorado River runs. Look at his perfect cleavage, which neatly divides in perfect symmetry just above that chasm. Look at the abs. He's not even flexing, you know. Those are just his abs.
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