Gather 'round children, Uncle Gronk is here to read you a story. For this is the tale about how Gronk himself injected passion into the deflated marriage of a bored New England couple. How he spiked his way into their hearts and pelvises. The moral, as outlined by Lacey Noonan, author of A Gronking to Remember: Book One in the Rob Gronkowski Erotica Series, is simple: live life the fullest, each and every day, and maybe you too will one day be allowed to read erotica written about you out loud at a pre-Super Bowl press conference.