Let's start at the beginning. In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters. And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. Some time after the beginning was the age of Constantine the Great and light shone across the Roman Empire. Some time after that the light burned brightest and ushered in the age of Constantine (Big Con).Though God created the light, he did not remove the dark, this is why we have night and day. But there is maybe subtext here? Perhaps light and dark are metaphors for something else. Perhaps no matter how bright the "day" is, darkness always comes. How to protect yourself from the helplessness and inevitability of the dark? You get motherfucking Swoll is how. Do not go gentle into that good night and let some bully steal your backpack. Get swoll, get swoll against the dying of the light and beat his ass.