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These anti-miracles of nature and nurture invariably reflect their context, as well as various rhetorical or argumentative fads. But they are, always and finally, about the person declaiming, or waiting for his (it's a he) opposite number to stop declaiming so that he can get started. The stylings vary. Television sports debate sounds like a bunch of seven-year-olds putting on bass-y dad voices and trying to re-enact "Meet The Press." Online sports debate has the rhetorical aesthetics of a bunch of seething Redditors calling each other "butthurt" over a continuity error in The Avengers, only without the sincerity. Sports radio is the sound you hear when you dial a fax number by accident, except there are also ads for Cialis periodically. In all of these places, in days past and probably also today, there are arguments—awful, stupid, just really awful and stupid arguments—about whether LeBron James deserved to be named the Most Valuable Player of these NBA Finals, which his team did not win.Andre Iguodala has already been named the MVP of the 2015 NBA Finals, and in many ways he deserves it. Also this award, like most similar awards, is not worth much—it is a garish brass thing that a man in a suit hands to a sweaty dude in a sports uniform after a panel of writers votes 9-to-6 some way or another. If this is not an argument worth having, it's also an argument that's mostly over.
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