As a connoisseur of bad arguments and quantum physics, I have always wondered what would happen if two people shouted at each other until their heads collapsed in on themselves like tiny dying stars. Peter King and Chris "Mad Dog" Russo arguing over Deflategate is probably not this precise scenario, but it's the closest we have gotten thus far in our species' meager existence.The argument begins with Mad Dog admitting he's never read the Wells Report. Ordinarily, this would be fine. Nobody should read the Wells Report. But, if you're going to talk about the Wells Report, which, unfortunately for Mad Dog he has decided to do, then you should probably read the dang report.
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