There are a great many mysteries in sports, and to that canon we add the saga of Dwight Howard grabbing Isaiah Canaan's dick. And when we say "grabbing his dick," we mean "really grabbing the hell out of his man-meat in a not chill way." The Vine is right there for you to see and Dwight's gaudy checkerboard blazer only adds a layer of menace to the affair. More than anything, this is a friendly reminder to not randomly grab people by the dick. Also, don't wear checkerboard blazers.