We Made Juan Uribe a Free Agency Book

No free agent deserves a vigorous, highly technological marketing pitch more than Papi.

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Nov 20 2015, 10:08pm

Robert Mayer-USA TODAY Sports

The folks over at Roc Nation got some attention today for making a fancy coffee table book to market free agent outfielder Yoenis Cespedes.

At VICE Sports we have long held that Juan Uribe is the most valuable and important player in Major League Baseball. We didn't think it was fair that Cespedes would get a fancy book, and his former teammate Uribe wouldn't. So we decided to take matters into our own hands.

Interested teams can print this book and staple it together. Unlike the Cespedes book, teams can have as many copies as they'd like.

The Official Juan Uribe Free Agency Book