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Three Stars of Comedy
Note to Columbus: trade for Anton Khudobin.The first star: Pretty much everyone on the Winnipeg Jets (tie) – I couldn't decide, but if you're not rooting for this team by now I'm really not sure what to tell you.
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They have cool celebrations:
They have… look, I'm honestly not sure what the hell is happening here but let's just go with it.
If you're not from Minnesota, Nashville or Atlanta, you're a Winnipeg Jets fan now. Sorry, it's the law.
Outrage of the Week
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The second response is to wish for something more. This is the line of thought that says hockey is an amazing sport, and it's kind of sad that more people don't recognize it, and it would be really cool if the NHL could break out of its after-thought status and be something bigger. This is the side that pushes the league to make the kind of changes that could lead to an expanded audience. That would mean more fans and more money and more attention, and you'd never have to worry about finding the Golf Channel ever again. That's also reasonable.But here's what's not reasonable: Complaining about the indignity of the Golf Channel or low ratings or never being on SportsCenter or whatever other consequence of niche status comes your way, but then fighting tooth and nail against any notion that this league should ever try to be anything other than exactly what it already is. It's fine to be a traditionalist who embraces the status quo. But we know what the status quo looks like in terms of the sport's popularity. It looks like a niche. And it gets you relegated to the Golf Channel.
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Obscure Former Player of the Week
Cook was the youngest of three brothers to make the NHL. His older brothers Bill and Bun had broken into the league together with the fledgling New York Rangers in 1926, becoming two of the franchise's first stars over a decade run that included two Stanley Cups. Both made the Hall of Fame, although Bun's induction came 43 years after his brother. Bud's never came at all; his career lasted just three seasons, and he never got the chance to join his brothers in New York.
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New Entries for the Hockey Dictionary
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6. Most of the rest of the bench. By this point, the basic structure has been established, so their job is simple: Hit the pile with as much force as possible. Ideally, the goal scorer will have three broken ribs by this point.Also, in very rare cases, one of these guys might keep trying to salute Jaromir Jagr.7. The starting goaltender. He's always excited, he always wants to hug someone, and he almost always ends up getting completely ignored. If he's played really well, a few players may have diverted from the celebration pile to go find him. But nine times out of ten, he just awkwardly shows up after skating all the way down the ice with his arms in the air, and he barely gets acknowledged once he arrives. It's OK guys, he only made 55 saves, he wasn't that important.
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Classic YouTube Clip Breakdown
- We're headed back 30 years to the week on this one. Well, technically our clip is from 1990, and the Capitals are facing the Rangers. But that game is headed to overtime, which gives our broadcast an opportunity to look back on the last time the Caps went to sudden death. And it's a big one—a game seven showdown against the Flyers from April 16, 1988.
- To set the scene, the Capitals had trailed this series 3-1 and had fallen behind 3-0 in game seven. Yes, that's right, the Washington Capitals are the ones pulling off epic playoff comebacks. Look, I told you this was a long time ago.
- Our clip begins with the Flyers bringing the puck into the Washington zone, and you instinctively assume that the heartbreaking winning goal is moments away. But instead, the play is broken up at the blueline and the puck winds up on the stick of Larry Murphy. Dale Hunter sees that and breaks up ice, and he's basically home free after two steps.
- By the way, this is what "defense" looked like in 1988, in case you forgot:
- The Flyers' strategy of hooking guys by the neck somehow fails to slow Hunter down, and Murphy hits him in stride with a perfect pass to send him in all alone. Hunter bears down on Ron Hextall with the series on the line, as 1988 Caps fans rise to their feet and 2018 Caps fans try to figure out which one of his ACL's is about to explode.
- Wait, that can't be right.
- Yes, believe it or not, something good has happened to the Washington Capitals in the playoffs. They've pulled off a miracle comeback, come through in the clutch, and gone on to the next round. I'll pause here while modern Caps fans look up all those words in the dictionary.
- That's an A+ reaction by Hextall, by the way. You could always count on him to sell the moment. I miss the "try to hold yourself up with the crossbar" move that goalies used to do before they were all nine-feet tall and didn't need it.
- Also, I'm assuming Hextall reacted the same way when this year's Flyers won their last game and he realized they were going to play the Penguins.
- To this day, I still have mixed feelings about the old school Capitals fire alarm goal siren. On the one hand, I'm all for teams having distinct celebrations that their fans can enjoy. On the other, it kind of ruined Wayne Gretzky Hockey. You take the good with the bad, I guess.
- Hunter is mobbed along the boards, which is a sentence that was used often in the 1980s. But this time nobody is trying to punch him, which is probably a nice change.
- We get a quick shot of Hextall with a Sutter and a Howe, which is basically nineteen generations of hockey stardom represented in one image. And with that we cut back to 1990, as the Caps and Rangers prepare to start overtime. The Capitals would win that one too, on a goal from YouTube section legend Rod "You Will Sing At My Sports Bar And You Will Damn Well Like It" Langway. You can relive that one right here.
- And that does it for our clip. The Capitals went on to lose in the second round when they ran into our old friends, the 1988 Devils. Still, the comeback win over the Flyers helped wipe away the memories of the 1987 Easter Epic, which Grab Bag readers will remember as the game that made Doc Emerick go temporarily insane. And it made Capitals fans happy.
- I'll pause here while modern Caps fans look up the word "happy" in the dictionary.