Dildo-Wielding Woman Attacks Ex-Barcelona Star Carles Puyol for Some Reason

The well-coifed former Barca captain and Spanish international was slapped with a very large dildo.

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Dec 6 2017, 5:46pm

Screen Capture via YouTube/BalkanSportsNews

There's a strange compulsion in the human being world to seek out famous people and subjugate them to humiliating bullshit, and see how they react. Why? I couldn't honestly tell you—I don't have that compulsion. Maybe it's a desire to upstage greatness? I don't know.

Well, for some reason, really nice guy Carles Puyol—a man who has 100 caps for Spain, and was the longtime captain of one of the world's biggest clubs in Barcelona—was accosted by some people in his hotel lobby following last week's World Cup draw. Puyol was on hand to draw the team positions for Groups G and H, and afterwards, he drew a rubber dick to the face. The video starts mid-encounter, but they are very excited to see Puyol and, obviously, compliment him on his hair.

Then, at one point a Russian woman came up to him and said, "I want to fuck you, I have so big dick," and then slapped him with a dildo.

Again, I couldn't possibly fathom why. But there was a camera involved, so somebody wanted some attention, and they got it. Because what a weird-ass thing to do.

h/t Deadspin