Derek Jeter can now officially state to the masses that his vibrant retirement tour included a sign featuring a crowd-pleasing pun and two grown men happily sporting matching cat singlets. Christ, these poor felines appear to be clinically depressed and completely horrified to be participating in such an unusual tribute.Nonetheless, it's beautiful to see the regularly scheduled boredom that is Kansas City Royals baseball has at least managed to unearth some commendable weirdness.[h/t @PeteBlackburn]Kansas City won Jeets' farewell tour. http://t.co/CgT3pXFv4y pic.twitter.com/3SRDBTm9yY
— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) June 9, 2014
