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Tom Brady and Gisele Are Going as Avocado Toast for Halloween

The New England Patriots quarterback is nothing if not consistent.
Photos by Bob DeChiara-USA TODAY Sports, Wikimedia Commons

Tom Brady broke some news during a weekly appearance on a local Boston sports radio show this morning: he has this year's Halloween costume sorted out. Brady tried to play coy at first, saying his wife, Gisele Bündchen, had picked something out and he didn't want to ruin the surprise, but the New England Patriots quarterback eventually spilled the beans. The couple will be dressing up as avocado toast.

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"I think we're some type of avocado and toast," he said. "I don't know which one. My wife bought the costume."

The hosts joked about what exactly his costume is, but he said Bundchen bought it on Amazon.

"Avocado and the toast," Brady said. "I don't know. My wife bought it."

Added Brady: "I don't know what I am going to be [avocado or toast]. Whatever costume fits."

I cannot think of a more on-brand costume than a faddy, ostensibly healthy serving of food for the man with his own salad cookbook, erm, manual. It also seems as though Brady doth protest too much, methinks, regarding who actually picked out the costume. Who's the health nut in the house again?

Anyway, I guess maybe next year will be the year he goes as Honest and Forthright Quarterback Above Petty Lies and Cheating.