Rob Gronkowski

horse racing

Rob Gronkowski Invests in Gronkowski, the Horse

The New England Patriots tight end discovered that a horse was named after him, so of course he wanted a piece of that action.
Liam Daniel Pierce
4.19.18
horsies

Gronkowski to Race in Kentucky Derby

There's a horse in southwest London who is headed to Kentucky. His name is Gronk... owski.
Liam Daniel Pierce
3.30.18
NFL

Explaining Why Gronk Should Be Suspended to a Totally Not Made Up Boston Fan

Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski took a cheap shot at a prone player on Sunday and should be suspended.
Dave Lozo
12.4.17
Football

Gronk Intercepts Bouquet and Spikes It, Is the Worst Wedding Guest

I mean, I'm sure everyone loved it, but why Gronk on your wedding day?
Liam Daniel Pierce
6.5.17
gronk

Rob Gronkowski Stars in a New Music Video and It Is Peak Gronk

There are, truly, no words for this.
Sean Newell
5.24.17
mr. gronk goes to washington

Gronk Interrupts Sean Spicer Presser asks "Do You Need Some Help?"

America's mascot asks america's laughing stock if he needs any help, everybody laughs, ha ha ha.
Aaron Gordon
4.19.17
NFL

Gronk Tries, Fails 69 Joke

Someone decided to really crank up the Gronk today by surrounding him with energy drink reps and a bunch of gasoline-torching vehicles.
Liam Daniel Pierce
2.27.17
patriots parade

Fan Throws Ball to Pats During Parade, they Catch it, Sign it, and Throw it Back

Fans also might have been throwing them baggies of weed. Doubtful they threw those back, though.
Sean Newell
2.7.17
Nice

Rob Gronkowski Intentionally Missed a Free Throw in High School to Keep the Score at 69

Rob Gronkowski's love of 69 goes all the way back to high school. At least.
Sean Newell
2.1.17
Football

Christopher Harris' Fantasy Football Mailbag Week 13

What to do with Rob Gronkowski out for good? Is Larry Fitzgerald done? Is grunge terrible? Fantasy football expert Christopher Harris answers your most pressing questions.
Christopher Harris
12.2.16
Football

Questionable Hits and Dildos on the Field: Week 8 of Dumb Football with Mike Tunison

This was one of the better NFL Sundays in recent memory—congrats on 69 touchdowns, Rob Gronkowski—but there was also, as Panthers QB Cam Newton put it, "horsecrap."
Mike Tunison
10.31.16
Rob Gronkowski

Rob Gronkowski Still a Fan of 69 References, Still a Supreme Doofus

Rob Gronkowski is super excited to get his 69th touchdown.
Sean Newell
10.24.16