The Toronto Maple Leafs Are Totally Going to Win the Stanley Cup
Nothing can stop them, not even their terrible defence. Plan the parade!
3 days ago
A Guide to Understanding All the Clichés You'll Hear This NHL Season
Players and commentators have a collection of go-to hockey phrases that they love spewing out. Here's what those nonsense words actually mean.
4 days ago
Brad Marchand Got Mad That Someone Celebrated a Goal So He Beat Him Up
Marchand went full Marchand mode on the first night of the NHL season and pummeled Lars Eller. At least he didn't lick him?
Tom Wilson Needs to Get His Shit Together ASAP
The Washington Capitals goon, who was suspended 20 games for his latest cheap shot, is putting his own career at risk by playing this dangerous brand of hockey.
This Is Why We Love the NHL
No, this isn't a Gritty love letter, but he's pretty awesome and one of many reasons why you should be pumped for the NHL season.
Here's Why You Should Be Excited About Your Favorite NHL Team This Season
No matter how bad your team is, there is always something to look forward to at the start of a new season.
Gritty is Now a Political Icon
The Philadelphia Flyers unveiled their new mascot, Gritty, last month. He's Antifa now, apparently.
Flyers New Mascot is Very Hairy, Very Orange, and Very Googly-Eyed
Philadelphia's new mascot is named Gritty, because this is hockey we are talking about, and it's pretty bugged out.
Max Domi Has Watched One Too Many Tie Domi Videos
The Canadiens forward threw a cheap shot at the Panthers' Aaron Ekblad in a preseason game. Sounds like something his dad would do.
Erik Karlsson Has Finally Escaped Hell
The dysfunctional Ottawa Senators dealt their star defenceman to the San Jose Sharks, putting an end to months of trade speculation.
Ottawa Senators Owner Eugene Melnyk Has Reached Peak Insanity
The team released a cringeworthy video where Melnyk was interviewed by Sens defenceman Mark Borowiecki about the state of the franchise.
Hockey's Fun Police Want to End Stanley Cup Keg Stands
The Hockey Hall of Fame has asked Washington Capitals players to stop doing keg stands from the Stanley Cup because they hate fun. Boo!
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