Hockey Fan Gets Gary Bettman's Face Tattooed on His Ass

When your ass has two asses — Me & Gary (@SlayIen)May 26, 2016

What an ass.

Back in February, Twitter user @SlayIen (Daylen Hopkins) sent out a tweet that he's now paying for. If the Blackhawks and Kings both got knocked out in the first round, he would get NHL commissioner Gary Bettman's face tattooed on his rear end. A few months later, his worst nightmare came true—Chicago and Los Angeles were both ousted in the opening round, leaving @SlayIen with one of two options: don't go through with it or be a man of his word. He chose the latter, and is now rocking the mug of public enemy No. 1 in NHL circles on his ass.

His mother was not impressed, and made some valid points to try to talk her son out of it:

Moms losing it — Me & Gary (@SlayIen)April 26, 2016

But @SlayIen opted against his mother's best wishes and now has to live with the consequences of his regrettable decision.

"I don't know if he'll be proud, but I do hope he sees it," Hopkins said of Bettman, via Yahoo. "This tattoo is probably the most people will ever laugh about Gary Bettman in a non 'I hate Gary Bettman' way."

Props to @SlayIen for keeping his word, and putting some of the money he earned on his Gary Buttman GoFundMe campaign to a good cause.

And also to his tattoo artist, who delivered the creepy Buttman drawing @SlayIen was looking for.