"The most lucrative offer I've got is someone messaged me and said, 'hey, we would love to pay'—because I didn't get my winnings. I would say I returned back with half of what I would have liked to have had—and so the most lucrative was, 'hey, I would like to buy whatever kind of winnings you lost, I would like to buy your shorts for that same amount to hang them up and blah, blah blah in my man cave.'
"I was like, this is disgusting. There are some really disgusting people out there," Kish said. "And so they offered me $15,000 for my shorts.
Listen, I'm all about letting your freak flag fly. There are too many oppressive forces out there telling you who you should or shouldn't be. But once you involve someone else—and their excrement-stained shorts—that's when you've crosses the line. That's some freaky fetish—even if it's via a UFC obsession—that you should probably keep to yourself.Can you blame Kish from being tempted to turn this lemon curd into lemonade? Not really. But you've got to respect her for going about this whole thing with a good sense of humor:"Some man that wanted a man cave with my shorts—he has like a UFC (shrine). He gave me his name, his email address, all these things. I really don't want to give too much details, but that has been the most lucrative offer and I'm not gonna… I mean, why?" she explained. "People are saying, 'send them over, just go do it.' I'm like, 'oh, alright. Well I'll give him my information, but I don't see how this is actually real.'"