Take Your Pick: Which Yale Fan is Least Insufferable?

Several candidates for president of Yale fan club today. #MarchMadness pic.twitter.com/HmxATcfGHV
— NCAA March Madness (@marchmadness) March 17, 2016

Yale pulled off a huge upset today against Baylor and, yet, nobody likes them. It's hard to call the Ivy League school an underdog in anything when they put this many people (above) into the highest political office in the nation, who ostensibly, look out for their own in the highest-earning institutions in the world. Even if they're sports losers, then they're life winners—in a Donald Trump kind of way.

That said, let's take a look at these people who call themselves Bulldogs, and decide, who among them, is least insufferable.

First, we have Johnny Jim—let's just call him Johnny Jim. Johnny is disappointed. Look at him. He's sad. At this point? His team was up by three points. This man clearly has never had anything taken away from him in his life.

Aaaand we move on to our next subject: this stoney-faced fan—let's call him Vander Neederhoff XIV—with his hands on his head, pacing back and forth upset in his cable-knit sweater that his oil baron great-great-great grandfather handed down for generations.

An honorable mention for the young man under his left armpit, slapping himself upside the head as if to say, "Daddy is going to be so, so, so disappointed in me!" Start them out young.

Then, slightly to the right of Johnny Jim, our first subject, is this immaculate coincidence of Yale-itude. A woman wearing a "Harvard Sucks" hat. They're playing fucking Baylor. Ugh, your pettiness is so insufferable!

Then, finally we have this guy:

Yet, even with a fictional cartoon multi-millionaire villain included, it's very apparent that "Beat Harvard Hat" is the least-least insufferable person in there (UGH!), making her the most insufferable Yale fan at the game. I know, I know… this competition was about who was the least insufferable. But it's so hard to decide!

To be fair, though, it's not just Yale. I'll leave you with a gentle reminder from our very own Aaron Gordon:

Your school is just as insufferable as Yale and Duke.
— Aaron W. Gordon (@A_W_Gordon) March 17, 2016

You are all the worst.