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Rating Every Premier League Club’s Festive Merchandise In Order Of Christmassiness
With the commemoration of the birth of Our Lord coming up, we have decided to get to the bottom of what Christmas is all about – football clubs selling obscene amounts of merch.
Remembering the Greatest Boxing Day in the History of English Football
With Boxing Day one of the most important dates in the domestic football calendar, we expect it to produce some serious entertainment. In 1963, expectations were exceeded by an absurd margin.
Pards, Bilic, Bibbledy Bob: Previewing The Premier League Sack Race
In the final Premier League Preview of the week, we take an educated guess at which manager will be next for the chop.
New Horizons, Old Anxieties: Reviewing West Ham vs. Arsenal
In the final portion of our Premier League Review, we look to the future of Mesut Ozil and Alexis Sanchez as well as the return of a dormant neuroticism amongst Arsenal fans.
London Stadium, Arise: Previewing West Ham vs. Arsenal
In our second Premier League Preview of the week, we predict that this weekend could be the moment that the London Stadium finally comes into its own.
Jose Mourinho’s Bottled Battle Cry: Reviewing Manchester United vs. West Ham
In the next portion of our Premier League Review, we examine the motivations behind Jose Mourinho’s bottle kicking antics.
Please, Sir, Can I Have Some More: Reviewing Tottenham vs. West Ham
In the final serving of this week’s Premier League Review, we discuss the Dickensian naming rituals of the Tottenham academy and West Ham’s chronically ill season.
Arrests Made as Crowd Violence Erupts at Another West Ham Fixture
West Ham's move to the former Olympic Stadium is under the spotlight yet again after crowd trouble marred their League Cup win over Chelsea on Wednesday night.
The Cult: Teddy Sheringham
In the nineties and early noughties, Teddy Sheringham was one of the most effective strikers in the Premier League. Despite all those goals, however, he remains somehow unloved.
Double Or Quits: The Glorious Cliche Of The Relegation ‘Six-Pointer’
With struggling Stoke hosting shabby Sunderland this weekend, the first relegation ‘six-pointer’ of the season is on its way. Here, we explore the psychology of the old cliche, and remember some of the best six-pointers in recent memory.
Sam Allardyce Renamed The St. George’s Park WiFi Connection, And This Is What It Means
During his short spell as England manager, Big Sam apparently named the in-house WiFi connection ‘BIG SAM’S OFFICE’. This is extremely significant, for more reasons than one.
The Beatification Of Dimitri Payet: Reviewing West Ham vs. Middlesbrough
In the next part of our Premier League Review, we assess Dimitri Payet’s divine form, in sharp contrast to West Ham’s godless start to the season.