urology
Under No Circumstances Should You Tan Your Balls
After Tucker Carlson claimed the practice boosts testosterone, VICE asked a urologist about the risks of exposing your junk to red light therapy.
Here’s What Happens After Your Penis Freezes, According to a Urologist
“God never created the penis and testicles to have these injuries. But the penis can take a beating and heal.”
Do Penis Extenders Work?
One of these contraptions and a little gumption could turn an average sized wang into a larger-than-average one.
This $13,000 Penis Implant Makes Your Junk Bigger in an Hour
Of course, this fairy tale dong comes with its disclaimers.
10 Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Urologist
"Fractured penises actually look like medium-sized aubergines – so it's a bit unsettling to me that people use the aubergine emoji as a phallic symbol."
I Botoxed My Balls to Make Them Look Nicer
Like a couple of smooth, round river rocks swaying in a silk handkerchief.
The Science of Urine Taught Me the Art of Making Wine
"I approach vines just like I approach patients in my office: I talk to my grapes, confer with the branches, press the sacks—I mean clusters—of fruit in order to examine their juices..."
How Scared Should I Be of Breaking My Penis?
A deep dive into one of the scariest injuries you can possibly get during sex.