Tim Tebow
The Jets Are America's Team
The Cowboys aren't America's Team, though they're called that. The Jets, mediocre and unprepared like us, get that honor. That the team's owner wants a Mitt Romney win more than a Super Bowl is sad icing on the despair cake.
Wide World of Balls - Five Golden Rings
The Olympics are underway and weird, baseball players with goatees are being traded, and football has (kind of) started.
The Worst Idea in Sports
Most television networks would not take time out of their own broadcasting schedules to air formal-dress jerk-off awards, for obvious reasons. But if the network in question was an all-sports network trying to figure out what to do with a weekday night...
My Dark Secret: I Like Watching Skip Bayless
"First Take" is completely indefensible, boorish, brainless, redundant, and drenched in corporate musk. And I watch it every week.
The Black Comedy of Tim Tebow
The most important thing to remember, as Tim Tebow's career makes its official transition into farce, is that it was already, and always, a joke.