Steven Seagal

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  • Steven Seagal Is the Lamest Guy Ever

    In a 2002 profile in Vanity Fair, martial artist Gene LeBell claimed he choked out Steven during an Aikido exhibition, causing Seagal to poop in his pants. Steven denies it ever happened.

  • Record Hustlers are Pompous Assholes

    This knowledge has been with me for some time, but recent observations have heightened my prejudice for this slime-drenched sect of humanity.

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