san francisco giants
Madison Bumgarner Is Inevitable
San Francisco Giants ace Madison Bumgarner out-dueled the New York Mets' Noah Syndergaard last night, and the game never looked in doubt.
Mayor Shit Talk is the Worst Shit Talk: Mets-Giants Edition
Bill de Blasio and Ed Lee are responsible for the worst mayor bet over the playoffs ever.
What's Behind the Giants Even-Year Success?
Are the Giants a magical franchise prophesied to win on even years for time immemorial, or is it just random?
How the Giants Became Baseball’s Most Boring Dynasty
The San Francisco Giants front office has built baseball's closest thing to a dynasty while avoiding the kind of manager worship that plagues sports (and the Bay Area). It isn't sexy, but it works.
Vin Scully's Final Sign-Off Was Simply... Oh Man, Sorry—It's Raining on My Face Right Now
It's like a meteorological anomaly or something. But I'm also cutting onions too? Ah, fuck it, just watch the man say goodbye, and you'll understand.
Angel Pagan Destroys Lost Flower Delivery Man With Body Slam
Flower delivery men gotta eat, people. And this one feasted on a thick slice of body slam.
Semi-Wild Life, And That September Feeling: David Roth's Weak In Review
Baseball's wild card races have managed to be extremely close without ever quite being exciting. The good news is that nothing this dull can last into October.
Vin Scully Calls Perhaps his Final Madison Bumgarner-Yasiel Puig Fracas [ VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE]
Madison Bumgarner and Yasiel Puig renewed pleasantries last night after Puig had the audacity to look at Bumgarner.
Brandon Crawford Gets Seven Hits in Win Over Marlins
Brandon Crawford became the first player to get seven hits in a game since 1975.
Umpire Ejects Heckler in Philly, Knows a 69 Reference When He Hears One
A fan in Philly was heckling home-plate umpire Bob Davidson and he eventually stopped play and ejected him.
The Chicago White Sox Might Have the Most Woke Clubhouse in Baseball
The White Sox have been involved in several clubhouse controversies this year. All of them have been about control.
Jake Peavy Caught a Baseball he Had No Idea Was Thrown to Him
Buster Posey threw a baseball right into Jake Peavy's glove while the pitcher wasn't even looking.