POOP
National Parks Have a Poop Crisis on Their Hands Thanks to Trump's Shutdown
Port-a-potties are overflowing and people are just dropping deuces on the side of the road, apparently.
Retail Workers Tell Us Their Holiday Horror Stories
Escaped snakes, Black Friday brawls, and yes, literal shit.
Scientists Discover Hidden 'Supercolony' of 1.5 Million Penguins After Tracking Poop From Space
“This small archipelago, that measures only 15 kilometers from one end to the other, has more Adélie penguins than the entire rest of the Antarctic peninsula combined.”
Scientists Reveal Why Wombats Shit Bricks
A Georgia Tech team inflated balloons in the digestive tracts of dead wombats to learn about their uniquely cubic poops.
Man Arrested for Threatening to 'Blow Up Restaurant' Says He Just Wanted to Take a Dump
Huge poo, or threat of domestic terrorism?
This ‘Diaper Bandit’ Allegedly Scattered Poop Across New Jersey for Ten Months
Just because he thought it was funny, apparently.
“You can feel the spray”: Poop lagoons are making life hell for African-Americans in North Carolina
Hurricane Florence flooded many hog waste pits, but the problem has plagued the community for decades.
People on the Keto Diet Have All Kinds of Problems Pooping
The high-fat, low-carb ketogenic diet can lead to constipation and diarrhea.
You Can Now Use 'Snapcrap' to Report Piles of Literal Shit on SF's Streets
It works just like Snapchat—only instead of sending bathroom selfies to your friends, you can DM photos of dookie straight to the local government.
This Grandma Makes Thousands of Dollars Selling Moose Turds as Art
Behold the marketing genius of Maine's Mary Winchenbach, a miracle worker who built a thriving business out of poo and puns.
A Beginner's Guide to Anal Sex
If you want to jump on the A-train or make your version of anal sex better, consider the following.