New England Patriots
Inscrutable Maniac Bill Belichick Denies Patriots are Having...Watermelon Rolls?
Whatever the hell that means, man!
Groom Wins Super Bowl Bet with Bride, Gets to Wear Eagles Jersey at Wedding
Jennifer Sullivan was so confident Philly had no chance to beat New England in the Super Bowl that she agreed to let her soon-to-be husband wear an Eagles jersey at the wedding if they pulled it off.
Report: Trump Set to Bring on Pal Bill Belichick to Official Sports Council
The New England Patriots head coach is set to join a ragtag crew that includes Dr. Oz as well.
NFL Owners Scared Shitless by Donald Trump's Response to Anthem Protests
Patriots owner Robert Kraft was very concerned about his close friend's "horrible and divisive" words and did not think his "mission" was in the "best interests of America."
Ed Sheeran Fucked Up the NFL's Scheduling Process
The league had to work around Sheeran's fall concert schedule because he was playing in so many NFL stadiums.
Rob Gronkowski Invests in Gronkowski, the Horse
The New England Patriots tight end discovered that a horse was named after him, so of course he wanted a piece of that action.
Gronkowski to Race in Kentucky Derby
There's a horse in southwest London who is headed to Kentucky. His name is Gronk... owski.
Michael Bennett Indicted for Injuring Elderly Security Guard at Super Bowl LI
The Philadelphia Eagles' new defensive end was charged with injury of the elderly for allegedly injuring a paraplegic 66-year-old woman.
Eagles DE Chris Long Dunks on Fox News Anchor's Shitty Tirade on LeBron
Laura Ingraham basically claimed that LeBron shouldn't talk politics because he's an athlete. Long shoved a bunch of "non-politician" Fox News guests back in her face.
Bill Belichick Has 'Bewitched' His Girlfriend, 'Body and Soul'
So, uh, happy Valentine's Day from Linda Holliday and the New England Patriots head coach.
Boston Herald Falls for Fake Tom Brady Agent Texts
A prankster pretending to be Brady's agent told a writer that the New England Patriots quarterback was going to sit out unless he got a contract similar to the one Jimmy Garoppolo just signed.
Blame Josh McDaniels, But Don't Forget the Other Two Snakes in New England
The Patriots offensive coordinator reneged on his agreement to become the Colts head coach after Bill Belichick and Robert Kraft persuaded him to stay.