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Could Mets Fans Use Kickstarter To Get Their Broke-Ass Team A Hitter?
The owners of the New York Mets are pretty clearly unable to spend any money, which screws over a promising team. What if Mets fans picked up the difference?
Odrisamer Despaigne's Fantastic Machine
For one game at least, the 27-year-old pitcher forced us to pay attention to the San Diego Padres.
Why Sports Help
In the wake of tragedy, it's important to remember that you aren't being disrespectful to the victims by trying to distract yourself by watching the game.
Why Sports Help
There is nothing out there on the internet, nothing useful to learn about the Boston bombings, only more of the guilty inertia that leads us to put this shit on in the background in the first place. There’s nothing here for us, at the moment. So I’m...
Meet the Satire Called The Mets
Rooting for the Mets has always been a little difficult, but recently it's become something of a chore.
Meet the Satire Called the Mets
Mets fans are not notably smarter or dumber, more or less entitled, or even sadder than the fans of any other flailing team. But thanks to their owners, the Wilpon family, the team's narrative is less a standard Shitty Owner Ruins Team story and more...
I Reported on the Mets and It Killed My Fandom
For most of my life, I was a Mets fan the way your little sister is a 'Twilight' fan. It was my identity. Then, I reported on the team for a season. And now I see the players I revered are just regular guys with real demanding jobs.