Manchester United
A Romantic Date at Cafe Football, Gary Neville’s Football-Themed Restaurant
I treated my boyfriend to a full three-course meal on Valentine’s Day at Cafe Football, surrounded by single men wearing headphones and pizza-chewing children in West Ham shirts.
The Cult: Wayne Rooney
This week's inductee to The Cult is a footballer who, in years to come, will be remembered as one of the most gifted players England has ever produced. That said, he does look a bit shit some times.
Manchester United Hammer In Two Goals Against Leicester in Just One Minute and Change
Seems like we'll have to wait a hundred years or so to get another miracle run from Leicester.
Is It Time To Do Away With Post-Match Interviews In Soccer?
In light of Jose Mourinho’s latest meltdown in front of the cameras, maybe it’s time for us to admit that post-match interviews are a waste of everyone’s time.
Wayne Rooney's Record-Breaking 250th Goal for Manchester United Couldn't Have Been Prettier
It's hard to imagine a more spectacular way to beat out Sir Bobby Charlton's record—reaching a clean 250 on a clean-ass shot.
Too Good To Go Down: The Best Sides Relegated From The English Top Flight
Over the decades, there have been some truly shocking relegations on these shores. Man City, Middlesbrough, Leeds United – these are the sides who were too good to go down.
Chips Episode 4: Can't Talk Now, Louis Van Gaal Has Retired
Aaron and Will debate whether Alexis Sanchez threw the lamest tantrum in history, Will tries to explain to Aaron what exactly English soccer fans want from Pep Guardiola, and the duo discuss Louis Van Gaal's big balls.
Jose Mourinho Answers Journalist's Phone at United-Liverpool Press Conference
Jose Mourinho, once the darling of the English press, has that twinkle in his eye again.
Dimitar Berbatov: Artist. Genius. Failure?
How will football remember Dimitar Berbatov: as an artist, a genius, or a failure? Perhaps all three descriptions are required to sum up the brilliant, blasé Bulgarian.
Manchester United's Zlatan Ibrahimovic Says He Has Made Critics "eat Their Balls"
Never quite heard this expression before.
This Scorpion Kick Golazo from Manchester United's Mkhitaryan is Just... Wow
It's hard to argue with a one-footed, high-velocity, diving Scorpion kick that finds side netting.
Rating Every Premier League Club’s Festive Merchandise In Order Of Christmassiness
With the commemoration of the birth of Our Lord coming up, we have decided to get to the bottom of what Christmas is all about – football clubs selling obscene amounts of merch.