Lance Armstrong
The Tour de France Is a Strange, Temporary Party
I spent the day in a tiny French city as the peloton passed through.
The Diversity and Decay in Cycling
While cycling's old guard is crumbling, a racially diverse field of upstarts is set to make La Vuelta a Espana the race of the year.
Dumping a Bucket of Ice on Your Head Does Not Make You a Philanthropist
The #IceBucketChallenge is the latest in lazy, narcissistic "hashtag activism." If you want to change the world, you're not going to do it by tweeting, wearing a tacky bracelet, or dumping ice water over your head.
Teens Are Buying Sketchy Human Growth Hormones Online to Get Perfect Bodies
A report released on Wednesday found that teen HGH use has more than doubled in the past two years, with most of it coming from China.
My Strange Weekend at a Bicycle Race with Lance Armstrong and a Crack Addict
I had no idea a huge bicycle race was set to happen in the small Mexican town I was visiting, but within 24 hours of my plane landing I was shaking hands with Lance Armstrong and bunking with a guy suffering from a debilitating drug problem.
Should There Be a Separate Olympics for People Who Take Steroids?
It turns out everyone in cycling dopes, so they're pretty much on a level playing field already, right? That got me thinking: What would happen if we stepped it up a notch? London, should there be a separate Olympics for people who take steroids?
'He Just Wanted to Take More Drugs Than Anyone Else'
How Lance Armstrong's simple problem turned cycling into Trainspotting on wheels.
The Hangover News
A politician was almost shot on stage this weekend, but you were probably too drunk to notice.
Was Lance Armstrong Taking Jerk-Enhancing Drugs?
The interview that Lance Armstrong gave to Oprah Winfrey was a masterful slice of a never-ending sports-fabulism spectacle, and while it made for good TV at times, it was also nearly infuriating to watch.
The 12-Step Program for Lance Armstrong's Image
After 15 years of denial, obfuscation, and single-handedly creating the worst fashion trend of the 21st century, Lance Armstrong is finally ready to admit to the world—or Oprah, same difference—that he indulged in performance-enhancing drugs during his...
Lance Armstrong, Steroids, and Why I’d Become a Vampire
One thing I never understood is why anyone wouldn’t want to be bitten by a vampire. It’s like, what the fuck? Are you kidding me? I’d become a vampire in a heartbeat.
Lance Angeles
What happened last week in sports? A lot of stuff, but the real question is whether Lance Armstrong still shaves his legs, or if they were smooth to begin with.