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Marcus Mariota Has A Brighter Future Than "La La Land": The NFL Underground Mailbag
Yes, we see the irony. Who are the NFL's newest contenders now that free agency and the draft are behind us? Plus, why 'The F8 of the Furious' is destined to be our generation's 'Casablanca.'
What, If Anything, Is Brock Osweiler Actually Worth?
Brock Osweiler is now worth negative-value. Congratulations, Houston.
Bill Belichick Spotted Passed Out on a Boat A Week Before Playoff Game
Bill Belichick might be causing a distraction for the Patriots in latest boat incident.
The Wild Card Winners Got Luckier Than You'd Imagine
Don't be fooled by a boring Wild Card weekend of favorites blowing out underdogs—all the winning teams have serious flaws
The Raiders vs. Texans Wild Card Game Lived Down to Expectations
As long as the AFC South keeps being the JV division of the NFL, no other team is going to take these playoff appearances away from the Texans.
NFL on CBS Just Got Out-Clickbaited, And You Won't Believe What Happens Next!!!
This shit is getting meta.
If You're Looking For Something to Watch in Raiders-Texans, Try Connor Cook
The stakes for Connor Cook and Brock Osweiler this weekend are very different.
Life on the Edge: NFL Playoff Picture after Week 16
The NFC seeding will go down to the wire on Sunday Night Football.
Life on the Edge: NFL Playoff Picture after Week 15
Good news San Francisco: you can clinch the No. 1 overall pick if you lose out, and the Browns win a game. Good luck!
Brock Osweiler Sits, Terrible Towel Curse Strikes: Week 15 of Dumb Football with Mike Tunison
The Houston Texans are paying Brock Osweiler millions to play football badly, but it's not entirely his fault! On the opposite end of the talent spectrum, we have Odell Beckham and Ezekiel Elliott.
Houston Texans Set to Break Own Record for Worst Team to Host a Playoff Game
The title will also result in a double-digit-win team from a far tougher division coming into their house and beating the shit out of them. Yet again.
Don't Worry: The Colts Mascot Is Taking Care of All Your Humpy Touchdown Dances
For a second there, it looked like Lamar Miller was about to give Blue the business he deserves.