Hot Takes
This Holiday We Dare to Answer: "is Santa gamer?"
We answer listener questions in 90 seconds or less!
An Ex-Royal Butler Thinks He’s an Expert on Scottish Independence
Two of the week's worst takes duke it out: who'll win between a Unionist, and Morrissey saying he supports a nationalist movement?
Grabbing a Peaceful Protester By the Neck Is Quite Bad, Actually
It's been an Olympic gold medal week for Tory MPs competing in the field of "mental gymnastics".
Stop Calling Me a Monster Because I Bite My String Cheese
Doing away with the ridiculous ceremony of separating individual cheese fibers opens up a world of possibilities.
Dear Restaurants: This Chair Sucks
This uncomfortable and not particularly attractive chair has become a disease.
Actually, Onion Rings Are Carnival Food, Not an Everyday Side Dish
Onion rings should be a fringe gag like deep-fried Oreos, not just a desperate alternative to French fries.
Worst Take of the Week: Papers Can’t SAY Anything vs Hillary on Migration
Hugo Rifkind on the "outrage engine" faces off with Hillary Clinton being like 'maybe Europe's got to stop taking in refugees actually??'
These are Our Terrible Sports Opinions
We are a sports website, and we have some unpopular opinions about sports.
Worst Take of the Week: M&S Hijabs for Kids vs Kanye Meets Trump
Just a couple of piping hot takes for the end of your week.
Stephen A. Smith is So Bummed with Kanye, He Can't Even Form a Hot Take
The ESPN anchor is locked and loaded with a hot take for just about anything. Maybe this is the only thing that could possibly leave him slack-jawed.
Actually, the Wild Card Format is Bad
Adding a second Wild Card team to make a one-game playoff is a flawed solution to a nonexistent problem.