gonzalo higuain
Deconstructing The Arbitrary Debate Over ‘World Class’ Footballers
It seems that not a week goes by without an argument over a footballer’s ‘world class’ status. Here, we call out that frame of reference for being completely fucking pointless.
Higuain Delivers a Ludicrously Good Volley
The Juventus striker found himself in a position underneath a friendly header, and absolutely rocketed the ball by wrapping his leg around it.
Naples Restaurant Offers Cut-Price Pizza To Coincide With Gonzalo Higuain’s First Injury at Juventus
This throws up a unique ethical conundrum: is it okay to profit from someone else’s suffering, if there’s delicious pizza involved?
How Paying €90 Million for a Player Who Peaked Became a Shrewd Move for Juventus
Gonzalo Higuain is only one part of the most significant transfer window in the game.
A Reddit Table Explains Why Today's Transfers Are Less Overpriced Than in Previous Years
Juventus paid 90 million euros for Gonzalo Higuain. A reddit table shows us that perhaps the fee is not so exorbitant, at least in comparison to previous transfers.
Chicharito and the Short Life of a European Striker
Javier Hernández was once a blessed striker, but it ended too early. Does he still have time to recover?