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Ageless Wonder Jaromir Jagr Is the People's Champ
Even in the final year of his contract, we want to believe there is still more for Jagr. Because, for the sake of humanity, there has to be.
Under the Bucket: The Panthers Are a Joke, so Is the NHL's Coach's Challenge
Deaner isn't a fan of Gary Bettman or the situation in Florida. He also thinks hiring a pack of trained dogs could help get more calls right.
Someone Attempted to Blackmail Jaromir Jagr with Post-Coital Selfie, Jagr Doesn't Give a Shit
Jaromir Jagr doesn't care about your post-sex selfie blackmail attempts and becomes a meme in the process.
Jack Eichel, the Next American Hockey Star, Is Almost Here
Comparisons to past American hockey greats keep coming Jack Eichel's way, but the impossibly genuine 18-year-old prodigy is still focused on getting better.
Alex Kovalev Was a Pleasure to Watch
For someone who sure didn’t care too much about hockey or trying too hard, 24 years, a Stanley Cup, and an Olympic Gold Medal is pretty damn impressive.
This Week In Florida - Cooking Children, Eye-Gouging, and Diarrhea
A puppeteer is arrested for allegedly planning to cook and eat children, strip clubs, crowbars, and pills. In other words, a normal week in Florida.