EPL
Saucy Ross Barkley Celebrates Before Kicking In Everton's Sixth Goal
Go on, you audacious little minx.
Eden Hazard Scores After Casual Half-Field Stroll Through Arsenal
It just feels like the kind of day to go out, take your pet ball for a walk, greet your neighbors, be affable, and score a goal.
Wayne Rooney's Record-Breaking 250th Goal for Manchester United Couldn't Have Been Prettier
It's hard to imagine a more spectacular way to beat out Sir Bobby Charlton's record—reaching a clean 250 on a clean-ass shot.
Manchester United's Zlatan Ibrahimovic Says He Has Made Critics "eat Their Balls"
Never quite heard this expression before.
Olivier Giroud Scored an Incredible Goal; It Happens to Be 2017
People arbitrarily decided that December 31st was the end of our empirical journey around the sun—Giroud scoring this amazing goal just so happened to land on today.
Bob Bradley Had To Be Fired, But It's Not His Fault
Bob Bradley had only 85 days to prove himself. He didn't.
Old Trafford Sings George Michael's "Last Christmas" In Unison, Tribute
The ever-vocal Manchester United fans at Old Trafford started up a round of "Last Christmas" in tribute to their country's native son.
This Scorpion Kick Golazo from Manchester United's Mkhitaryan is Just... Wow
It's hard to argue with a one-footed, high-velocity, diving Scorpion kick that finds side netting.
Burnley FC's Joey Barton Charged by FA for Breaking Betting Rules
It's still uncertain exactly what actions the FA will take against Barton who broke betting rules 1,260 times in ten years
Leicester Captain Wes Morgan Signs Sweet Captain Morgan Contract That Gives Him Power to Buy Entire Bars a Round
All he needs to do is shout, "There's only one Captain Morgan!" beforehand and hold his arms up in a "Y" shape and everyone gets a drink.
Brazilian Phenom and Man City Signing Tackled from Behind by Pitch Invader During Charity Game
He received treatment on the pitch, but luckily sustained no serious injury.