Deaner
Under the Bucket: Deaner Reflects on Booze-Filled Christmases and Writes a Letter to Santa
Dear Santa, if you're listening, all I want this Christmas is for NHL general managers to act a little more like my Uncle Merle. Merle didn't always think things through, but shit was exciting.
Under the Bucket: The Panthers Are a Joke, so Is the NHL's Coach's Challenge
Deaner isn't a fan of Gary Bettman or the situation in Florida. He also thinks hiring a pack of trained dogs could help get more calls right.
Under the Bucket: Deaner Proposes Shotgunning Beer Rule to Increase Scoring
Forget about changing the dimensions of nets or goalie equipment to raise scoring levels. Deaner has an idea that involves your goalie shotgunning beer.
Under the Bucket: The Oilers and Leafs Need to Figure Their Shit Out
Deaner tells a pizza delivery story, and rips the Oilers and Leafs for constantly screwing up.
Under the Bucket: Old Man Jagr Is Ruling the NHL
Deaner doesn't think Tortorella will last, and believes a little bonus should be added to 'rivalry' games. He also hopes Jagr wins the scoring title.
Why I'm Tossing My Vote into Canada's Dumpster Fire of an Election
Here's legendary Canadian Paul Spence on why it's OK to be frustrated with politics.
Under the Bucket: Welcome to the Start of the NHL Season
Deaner provides his thoughts on training camp, the World Cup of Hockey, and NHL expansion.