Dallas Cowboys
The Cowboys' Run Comes to a Spectacular End, and More Dumb Football on Divisional Weekend
The NFL's divisional round had two pretty good games, and one instant goddamn classic thanks to the Cowboys, the Packers, and Aaron Rodgers.
The Dallas Cowboys Can't Blame the Clock, Refs or Fates—They Got Beat
The Packers walked into Arlington and handed the Cowboys their hat.
Ezekiel Elliot Respects Not The Matthews, Clay
Zeke the Freak leaves Thor suspended in midair, baffled, crossing his arms like a big goon.
Are You Enjoying All These Interceptions? Yeah, Me Too
After a long, dreary NFL season—where we've barely had a whisper of a reason to watch—we've finally got some pyrotechnics.
The Atlanta Falcons are (Probably) Going to Win the Super Bowl
Plenty of things could go wrong between now and then—but this postseason, the Lombardi Trophy is the Falcons' to lose.
Philadelphia Eagles Hate Freedom, Eject Beat Writer Jeff McLane from Press Box
The reporting freedom of the American press has been under attack from all sides—and now the fucking Eagles are joining in.
Oh Man, Mike Tomlin Just Roasted the Shit out of Terry Bradshaw
Bradshaw might not be able to spell "cat," but he can probably read between the lines.
Life on the Edge: NFL Playoff Picture after Week 16
The NFC seeding will go down to the wire on Sunday Night Football.
Stepson Stabs Stepmother to Death for Gloating About Cowboys Win
He thought she was disrespecting his father. So he stabbed her.
Barry Switzer Made Up the Whole Meeting with Donald Trump Thing
After the little prank, Switzer said he "went back to my hotel and laughed my ass off."
Life on the Edge: NFL Playoff Picture after Week 15
Good news San Francisco: you can clinch the No. 1 overall pick if you lose out, and the Browns win a game. Good luck!