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Ronaldo Reportedly Wants to Leave Real Madrid
After being accused of tax fraud, the luxury underwear salesman wants to leave Spain.
Mandžukić Wipes the Smirk off Ronaldo's Face with Gorgeous Bicycle Kick Golazo
Ronaldo scored in the 20th minute, but the response from Mandžukić was (kisses fingers).
Cristiano Ronaldo Heads In 367th Goal to Become Top Scorer in Europe's Top Six Leagues
It's an impressive tally, and I'm sure we won't hear the end of it—from him—for a long time.
Cristiano Ronaldo Reportedly Paid Out $375,000 to Alleged Rape Victim
There's a constellation of loose parts that string together something of a complete narrative of the alleged incident and a connection to Ronaldo, but there is no direct evidence of the rape and the hush money payment.
Ronaldo's Sculptor Speaks: "Even Jesus Did Not Please Everyone."
Ronaldo's Sculptor defends his insane-looking statue, noting that at least Ronaldo himself likes it.
Ronaldo's Sculptor Speaks: "Even Jesus did not please everyone."
Ronaldo's Sculptor defends his insane-looking statue, noting that at least Ronaldo himself likes it.
Airport Named after Cristiano Ronaldo also Has Terrible Ronaldo Statue
Somehow people keep messing up statues of Cristiano Ronaldo.
Deconstructing The Arbitrary Debate Over ‘World Class’ Footballers
It seems that not a week goes by without an argument over a footballer’s ‘world class’ status. Here, we call out that frame of reference for being completely fucking pointless.
Mourinho and Ronaldo Allegedly Involved in Massive Tax Evasion Scheme
According to information leaked to Der Spiegel, Ronaldo could have hidden upwards of $160 million.
Cristiano Ronaldo Achieves Lifelong Dream Of Becoming A Human Mannequin
He has found his true calling, not as a soccer player, but as a living statue for us to gaze upon.
Rating Statues of Footballers Purely On Artistic Merit
With Alan Shearer’s new statue at Newcastle being widely compared to Dale Winton, we have decided to rate football’s most famous sculptures on artistic merit alone.