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Is It Okay to Switch off When News Gets Overwhelming?
A handy guide for those finding it tough to cope with the horrible things happening in the world but also feeling guilty about looking away.
Brutal Breakups Are Best, Says Science
Just another reason to spray paint “YOU ARE DUMPED” on someone’s driveway.
Brilliant News: Exercise May Offset All the Horrors You Do to Your Body with Drinking
Cheers! But also: not cheers?
A Melting Antarctica Could Push Sea Levels to Rise More than 3 Feet by 2100
A new study suggests that sea-level rise could happen faster than predicted.
Fourteen Ukrainian Soldiers Died While Fighting Pro-Russia Separatists
And more bad news from across the world.
An Atlanta Man Claimed He Was Too Good-Looking to Be Guilty of Raping a Woman
A man claimed he was too good-looking to have raped a woman, a toe-sucking fetishist sucked a woman's toes in a big-box store, and some idiots thought Seattle cops reopened the Kurt Cobain suicide investigation.
Google Stalked Santa Claus and a Website Ranked States by Their Average Penis Size
This week, Google launched a website that tracks Santa Claus's location, some idiots ate raw beef in the name of tradition, and a website named Condomania.com ranked states by their residents' average penis size. As you can probably tell, it was a...
Al Qaeda Accidentally Beheaded the Wrong Person and Models Rigged a Big Butt Contest
This week, al Qaeda accidentally beheaded an al Qaeda member, models tried to rig a big butt contest, and China closed its prison labor camps.