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Streaking Is Dumb As Hell
Maybe try picking a different time-honored tradition that doesn't carry the risk of having to register as a sex offender.
Raiders and Chiefs Fans Brawl, Tumble Down Seats in Frigid Cold
Booze makes you warm, but it also makes you fight.
Amateur Russian Hockey Player Drills Ref with Stick for Giving Him a Penalty
He received a 10-minute major and proceeded to swing his stick at the ref, and then knock him down again for good measure.
Wife of Bills Kicker Dan Carpenter Threatens to Castrate Richard Sherman in Twitter Rant
After Richard Sherman plowed into Buffalo kicker Dan Carpenter on Monday night, Kaela Carpenter went on a Twitter rant. Which was probably not a good idea.
Who Thought Eddie Robinson's Jacket Was a Good Idea?
The only living member from the last Cleveland team to win the World Series showed up at Game 6 wearing the wildly racist Chief Wahoo caricature from his playing days.
Mariners Catcher Steve Clevenger Wants to throw Black Lives Matter Protesters in Jail "Like Animals" [UPDATE]
The Mariners are looking into it and will have no further comment.
Ball Four, You're Out: How A Classic Baseball Book Became A Failed Baseball Sitcom
Jim Bouton's "Ball Four" still stands as the best, funniest, most revealing baseball memoir ever written. It was also a short-lived CBS sitcom, and a bad one.
Raiders Fan Practically Begs to Get Knocked Out, is Obliged by Suckerpunch
A tiny Raiders fan taunted a large Raiders fan and it ended just how you might imagine it would.
Maniac Passed Over for Coaching Gig Sent Four Dead Skunks and a Dead Raccoon to Guy Who Got Job
Beware, skunks and racoons: he may never get another job again.
FSU Strength Coach Suspended for DUI Arrest After Swigging Whisking in His Office…and TV Crew's Trailer
While filming a documentary, Showtime crews gave FSU's strength coach a bottle of whiskey. He drank it at the facility and then got a DUI.
Penn State Plans on Honoring Joe Paterno This Month
Penn State announced it will officially honor former coach Joe Paterno on September 17th, because they know they don't have to give a shit about what you think.