Patrick Sauer
Bill Walton Cares Not for a Bomb-Ass Alley Oop, He's Got a Boring Story to Tell
A devastating alley-oop during the UCLA-USC game inspires Bill Walton to spin a nonsensical yarn about a real-estate mogul.
The Rough and Tumble Big East Was Back for One Night
Chris Mullin, Patrick Ewing Jr., and John Thompson all feuded Wednesday night in Madison Square Garden, just like the good old days.
City of Greensboro Roasts Jim Boeheim After Syracuse Crash out of ACC Tournament
The Syracuse coach said there was no value playing ACC tournament in Greensboro. The city clapped back.
Good Dogs Fetch Tennis Balls at the Brazil Open
The Brazil Open used shelter dogs and Ball boys and girls. They were very good dogs. Sort of.
Northern Kentucky Is Going Dancing in First Year of NCAA Tournament Eligibility
In its first year of eligibility since moving up from D-II, Northern Kentucky won the Horizon championship and earned a bid to the NCAA tournament.
Montana High School Basketball Teams Come Together Against Anti-Native American Shock Jock
After an inflammatory column criticizing Native American high school basketball fans, two teams linked arm in arm before playing.
Minnesota Twins Reliever Throws up Before Every Appearance
Reliever Ryan O'Rourke has been puking before he pitches since college.
Ticket Prices for the Yankees' Derek Jeter Night Are Through the Roof
The Yankees are gouging fans on Derek Jeter Night. On Mother's Day, no less.
Carmelo Anthony Continues to Roast Trolls with Breakfast Foodstuffs Insults
Carmelo Anthony added to the "glazed donut face ass" pantheon of internet insults.
Baseball Hall of Fame Will Honor "Homer at the Bat"
There will be a round-table discussion with Wade "Pitt the Edler" Boggs and Ozzie "Graceland" Smith, among others.