Dwyane Wade Dedicates Season to Parkland Victim Joaquin Oliver, Hits Game-Winner
Oliver was a big Miami Heat fan and was buried in Wade's jersey. Wade had Oliver's name written on his shoes and hit the game-winner against the 76ers.
Russian Sledder in "I Don't Do Doping" Shirt Busted for Doping
Olympic athlete Nadezhda Sergeeva tested positive for a banned heart medication. This is a huge surprise. She had the shirt and everything.
USA Wins Gold in Shootout, Canada Is *Pissed*
Team USA's Lamoureux twins score a goal each, with Jocelyne netting the game-winner in a shootout, and Canada's Jocelyne Larocque took off her silver medal as soon as she got it.
Football Coach 'Died a Hero' in Stoneman Douglas Shooting
Aaron Feis was an assistant coach and security officer at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida. He reportedly died shielding students from gunfire.
Bill Belichick Has 'Bewitched' His Girlfriend, 'Body and Soul'
So, uh, happy Valentine's Day from Linda Holliday and the New England Patriots head coach.
Adam Rippon Is Having a Blast at the Olympics
Heading into his performance at PyeongChang 2018, Rippon said he wanted a "xanax and a quick drink." After a bronze medal win he said "I want to make Reese Witherspoon proud."
Boston Herald Falls for Fake Tom Brady Agent Texts
A prankster pretending to be Brady's agent told a writer that the New England Patriots quarterback was going to sit out unless he got a contract similar to the one Jimmy Garoppolo just signed.
Broken Fingers and Scattered Ashes: The Eagles Victory Parade Delivers
Philadelphia is going all out to celebrate the Eagles' Super Bowl win. One guy broke three of his own fingers to get a doctor's note and skip work, another scattered his grandfather's ashes at the scene, and Jason Kelce is kinda crazy.
Blame Josh McDaniels, But Don't Forget the Other Two Snakes in New England
The Patriots offensive coordinator reneged on his agreement to become the Colts head coach after Bill Belichick and Robert Kraft persuaded him to stay.
Kobe Bryant Turns Into Giggling Idiot Celebrating Eagles Super Bowl Win
Kobe was dancing and giggling around while holding his baby daughter as the Philadelphia Eagles beat the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl.
Good Morning. Eagles Fans Are Eating Horse Shit After the Super Bowl.
Someone please check in on Philadelphia.
Victims' Father Lunges at Larry Nassar in Court
Nassar, the former USAG team physician, is being sentenced in another criminal case in Michigan and nearly got beat up by the father of three of his victims.