So. Pictured above is the Larry O'Brien Trophy moments after the Golden State Warriors won the 2015 NBA Finals. That's Steph Curry planting one on it, and Andre Iguadola gave it some love, too. Excerpted below is a troubling development in the next few hours of the trophy's existence, according to Warriors owner Joe Lacob."I had made a promise to myself [that] I would sleep with the trophy that night," reveals Lacob, which rhymes with Jacob. "Nicole [Curran, his longtime fiancée] and I did sleep with it."On one hand, we want to ask more questions; on the other, we don't really want to know any more than he's already shared. (Not that this animated hoops nut is going to tell us anyway.)"I'll leave it to the imagination," he says, grinning. "We had a lot of fun with it."There is nothing good here. Literally everything about this is bad, and disturbing on any number of levels, though I don't think we should really get into any of them because I just ate a late lunch. People shouldn't be having, or discussing, sexual encounters with bulbous trophies. Just as, like, a general rule of thumb. I think that is something everyone on the internet can get on board with, yes?[Takes long shower]Anyway, Joe Lacob sounds like a pretty weird guy.[Haute Living]
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