Good thing Snoop Dogg decided to warn us at the beginning of the video below that he was coming at us hot, because this rant about Chip Kelly, the Eagles, and Snoop's dashed fantasy football hopes is enough to make a Death Row recording engineer blush.After the Eagles tanked 40-17 against the Cardinals yesterday, Snoop decided to take his feelings to Instagram in two videos (stitched together below) and he did not hold back.Here's a transcript of this habanero of hot takes:
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Snoop continues in the next video:Man, I'm so motherfucking hot, these sorry-ass fucking eagles can't even get me one or two points so I can win my fantasy league and go to the Super Bowl. Sorry-ass fucking Eagles, cuz, they suck fucking cock. I feel for you Philadelphia fans—these motherfuckers sorry.
If I were Chip Kelly, I might actually sleep uneasy after watching this—even if it comes from a man wearing a shower cap.Chip Kelly kill yourself, you dumb-ass coach, you sorry as fuck, cuz. You need to get dropped down to little league football, you sorry motherfucker. Cost me my fucking fantasy, cuz, I'm so fucking pissed off.