Oh, you scored a goal off of a bicycle kick once? With one bicycle kick? Congrats—you want a gold star? An extra pudding? Well, sorry, you ain't getting none because your single bicycle kick doesn't amount to squat, diddilly alongside this absurd creation from a team from Recife, Brazil (aka Hyphy City). Because these guys tripled your output. Yes, to you, dear reader, I present: the triple bicycle kick golazo in all of its radiance.
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The whole match felt like a professional beach game, or one of those intense Eastern European futsal matches. It was like the Harlem Globetrotters of Brazil. So next time you feel like you're primed for a bicycle kick goal—just try sending it out to a teammate instead. Because this is the new standard, and we won't accept your chump single-bicycle kick goals from here on out.